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How about a cocktail recipe? This drink probably has a name, but I've tried several on for size in local bars (Boston area) and drawn nothing but blank stares, so I just make it myself and call it "delicious."



  1. Fill half-way with bourbon.
  2. Fill rest of the way with lemonade (the more tart the better).
  3. Do not stir.
  4. Garnish with an orange slice or a cherry if you're a girl, or gay or something.
  5. Add a plastic sword (with or without the garnish) because plastic swords are cool, and can be used later to poke people who annoy you.
  6. Drink. Repeat. Often.

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